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Attention: Should you ever decide to get a concussion, I have a simple list of recommendations.
THINGS TO DO:
Stumble around bewildered
Make up a story that sounds way better than the truth
Supress the overwhelming desire to sleep
Call your mother
THINGS NOT TO DO:
Stumble into things while bewildered
Laundry, while concussed
Attempt to have important conversations with friends
Rupture sinus wall or […]
